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Self-professed sassy, occasionally classy, tough, girl next door if I lived next door. I like underwear, clothes, puppies, and vegan food.

September 23, 2014 at 8:03am
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Reblogged from arcticvortex

And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.

— Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via natashakills)

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8:02am
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Reblogged from melthemuslim

College students can now get microsoft office for free

hoodjab:

rabbrakha:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

GOD BLESS.

I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY

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September 22, 2014 at 11:39pm
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I’m feeling fucked in the head right now~

11:37pm
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Reblogged from prostheticknowledge

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

(via awfullydull)

12:54am
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Reblogged from pleatedjeans

pleatedjeans:

24 Places French Bulldogs Don’t Belong

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12:54am
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Reblogged from neutroisenjolras

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

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12:53am
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Reblogged from thusspakekate

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

12:53am
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Reblogged from sosa-parks

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

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September 21, 2014 at 9:50pm
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Reblogged from bunnyhepburn

Leave Her to Heaven (1945)

Leave Her to Heaven (1945)

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9:49pm
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Reblogged from hollywoodlady

Hedy Lamarr is photographed by Eliot Elisofon in the style of a Renaissance portrait against the backdrop of an old tapestry, Los Angeles, 1946 (via)

Hedy Lamarr is photographed by Eliot Elisofon in the style of a Renaissance portrait against the backdrop of an old tapestry, Los Angeles, 1946 (via)

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