And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.
— Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via natashakills)
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College students can now get microsoft office for free
Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.
I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY
September 22, 2014 at 11:39pm
I’m feeling fucked in the head right now~
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
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me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
Leave Her to Heaven (1945)
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Hedy Lamarr is photographed by Eliot Elisofon in the style of a Renaissance portrait against the backdrop of an old tapestry, Los Angeles, 1946 (via)
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